Sound, Video, and Lighting Production

April 2016 Majic Mail


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A NOTE FROM OUR FEARLESS LEADER

I would like to announce that effective immediately I have decided to take over Mike’s position as Chief Executive Officer at Majic Productions. As the new CEO of Majic, I will be implementing many policy changes that I can’t wait to share with you in this newsletter.

Your fearless leader,
Winston

Winston JurkenWINSTON JURKEN
President & CEO
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER

As a young puppy, I always knew I would grow up and achieve greatness. From my humble beginnings growing up in a college apartment at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, to my first full time position as the VP of Morale at Majic Productions, I have taken my future plans very seriously (why else would I receive a Vice President title as my first job).

After thinking long and hard about this (mainly through my afternoon naps), I have decided to implement the following policy changes at Majic:

  • – Effective immediately, every human shall have special treats for me at their desk at all times (those with the best snacks will get extra snuggles).
  • – Different departments shall have different treats so that I don’t get tired of eating the same treat everyday. I like having some variety in my life.
  • – Jessica is no longer allowed to close her office door to keep me off of her desk and out of her dirty Tupperware collection. Since I now rule this place, I get to snack on whatever I want!
  • – The staff will immediately end all current tasks and focus solely on finding me a doggie girlfriend. I am getting a little desperate and would like a lady friend. A Tinder profile may be necessary but not required.
  • – No more doggie clothing. Ever. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea will never receive another puppy kiss from me… ever!
  • – Last by not least, construction of doggie doors on all office doors will begin immediately. How else is a guy supposed to rule his kingdom during a closed-door meeting?

 

As you can see, under my rule, the future of Majic is in great hands. And no, I am not power hungry. I’m just always hungry. The best way to my heart? Salmon treats.

XOXO, Winston

(Editor’s note: Does Winston’s career change make your heart swell with affection? If so, consider making a donation to HAWS – The Humane Animal Welfare Society of Waukesha County http://hawspets.org)

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Don’t worry – despite Winston’s valiant efforts, I’m still the boss around here :) Happy April Fools!

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