|A NOTE FROM OUR FEARLESS LEADER
I would like to announce that effective immediately I have decided to take over Mike’s position as Chief Executive Officer at Majic Productions. As the new CEO of Majic, I will be implementing many policy changes that I can’t wait to share with you in this newsletter.
Your fearless leader,
President & CEO
CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER
As a young puppy, I always knew I would grow up and achieve greatness. From my humble beginnings growing up in a college apartment at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, to my first full time position as the VP of Morale at Majic Productions, I have taken my future plans very seriously (why else would I receive a Vice President title as my first job).
After thinking long and hard about this (mainly through my afternoon naps), I have decided to implement the following policy changes at Majic:
As you can see, under my rule, the future of Majic is in great hands. And no, I am not power hungry. I’m just always hungry. The best way to my heart? Salmon treats.
(Editor’s note: Does Winston’s career change make your heart swell with affection? If so, consider making a donation to HAWS – The Humane Animal Welfare Society of Waukesha County http://hawspets.org)